To the audience:
This is both a joke, but also a sad metaphor of why some countries appear to be "stuck" in the morass of trying to become competitive and fit for the challenges of these new times... so laugh or cry, I just think it's a great "point" with a great "punchline"...
Read on...
Juan and John both attended
After Graduating, John, after only a few years of law practice, ran for a representative seat in the
A couple of years went by, and John invited Juan over for Thanksgiving; at the airport, Juan got the customary VIP treatment deserved for someone paying a visit to a member of Congress; at the house, which was in a great neighborhood and contained abundant possessions, Juan and John shared some stories, and Juan, wondering about John's wealth proceeded to ask him, point blank: "John? how did you do this? we were eating Noodles in school, and look at you now!"
John, with a conspiratorial smile, proceeded to walk outside, and looking towards the freeway nearby, told Juan: "do you see that new section of the freeway"... Juan nodded... and John stated, patting his rear pocket... "5% here!!! that's the secret!"...
Upon returning to [AGAIN, THIS APPLIES TO ALMOST ANY DEVELOPING COUNTRY] Juan decided to run for office too, being able to win also a seat...
... so a couple of years went by, and this time, Juan invited John to come over; he had his private jet pick him up, and after a short flight, with the jet landing in Juan's private strip, where John was taken in by a fleet of Juan's private bodyguards, which took him to the outskirts of the city, into what amounted to a private fortress, surrounded by acres of land and a residence about the size of a small French chateau; John was already shocked, and upon entering, the gilded opulence of the place took his breath away... at that precise moment, Juan stepped in and greeted John efusively, along with a retinue of servants obsequiously following his every step - and command.
John, after catching his breath, went straight to the point and asked Juan: "Juan! What is all this??? Where did all this money come from???"; to which Juan answered: "Whaddayamean! It's the secret YOU gave me!"... and John said "no! it can't be!... HOW?" to which Juan, mocking John's earlier introduction, pulled him outside the house and pointed into the jungle, stating... "Do you see that new section of the freeway?"... to which John answered: "what freeway? it's only jungle out there!"... to which Juan, patting his rear pocket, much like John had done a few years back, replied "100% here, man! 100% here... ain't that the secret?"...